I am a devotee of dream interpretation, a gaga-brained, cymbal-clanging, dancing-and-clapping Hare Krishna singing its praises in the streets, oblivious as to…
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“Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.”
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Amen! everytime the words organic or relevent are uttered, a fairy dies. —
Gil Alan I have followed Jessica Lange when I watched her in "the… —
a few nice outfits, i really like the Chanel oversize hounds tooth,… —
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helenbeadleston Thanks, darlin'! And thanks for letting me know about Manhattan. —
Spot on!!! With great wit as usual... —
I'm going to learn to play the ukulele and compose a sweet ditty in falsetto that I can sell to tech/beer/car ads geared for millennials.
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@JodiLMilner The second one is a given.
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#onlyinnla #murals http://t.co/Co3MksSptA
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Double #chihuahua special, not from Taco Bell. @kimballtyler #dogs http://t.co/TkY8G7SguM
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I watched the #GingerSnaps blu-ray again last night. Why oh why is @Katie_Isabelle not a huge star?
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Fact - An #NFL game and the new #Godzilla movie are of equal length (2.5 hours) and have the same amount of action (12 minutes)
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I look forward to the day when other people stalk ME on Twitter. #restrainingorder
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2 days without cookies, cake, ice cream, or chocolate. The walls are closing in!
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EXCLUSIVE: SAG-AFTRA giving real estate licenses with every new membership.
16 hours ago
My homeless hipster buddy Joseph.
#weho #onlyinla http://t.co/TpZQr44UUq
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