Gil Alan I have followed Jessica Lange when I watched her in "the… —
a few nice outfits, i really like the Chanel oversize hounds tooth,… —
I have a function on my text app that delays for 3… —
How do you know who Illya Kuryakin is? My MOM has a… —
helenbeadleston Thanks, darlin'! And thanks for letting me know about Manhattan. —
Spot on!!! With great wit as usual... —
ferozagr Agreed.... who the fuck would cycle 6 months of orals? Especially… —
@fromtuesday The Bliss would make a good name for a party drug. Damn, you're subversive! ;)
31 minutes ago
@LiterateBeast That's like when I'm looking for a Korean word and my brain spits out the Spanish equivelent I learned in 7th grade.
32 minutes ago
@fromtuesday Good suggestion. I think Shatner already invented that, though.
34 minutes ago
Aaaand, temperature back to normal. *hums happily* "Paved paradise..."
#losangeles #londonhotel… http://t.co/QNoUvPSDNt
1 hour ago
I'm going to invent a type of music that is the opposite of The Blues. What should I call it?
2 hours ago
@iamkrisredmond I was in a hair band for years.
3 hours ago
@BeLikeDerek @rickygervais My HR department hopes that I am not.
7 hours ago
@ChaseBellMusic @Stefano_Kere I totally called that weeks ago!
9 hours ago
@fromtuesday Well, I should be half that insecure. Someday all the dumb shyte I type here will return to haunt me.
20 hours ago
So TPJs closed faster than it opened. So surprise. #WeHo doesn't need more pizza. Or hamburgers. http://t.co/ipCQsMQbOK
20 hours ago
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