Tag Archive for Amanda Seyfried’s breasts

Omnia Vincit Phallus

on May 19, 2011 by

Killough follows up his Mark Zuckerberg Has a Small Dick post with more about how tits and ass drive SEO.

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Aloe Vera In Your Handbag

on April 15, 2011 by

THE KILLOUGH CHRONICLES

by James Killough

This blog has becoming something of a daily beast of its own, attracting glamorous star contributors like James Tuttle and Eric Baker, getting picked up and aggregated by powerful international websites with ties to the fashion mafia.  We have started…

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I Am Unable To Achieve Satisfaction

on April 9, 2011 by

Song lyrics are not poetry. Alone, they are paint in search of a canvas.  They are clingy lovers who insist on doing everything with their partners. They gaze longingly into the eyes of music and say, “You complete me.”  Music grits its teeth and thinks, why are you so goddamn needy?

Yet who gets all…

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The Tom Hanks Rule

on April 3, 2011 by

BAKER STREET

by Eric J Baker

[We’re pleased and relieved to have caved into the relentless pressure from daily PFC commenter Eric Baker and given him his own posting.  I want it to be…

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The Venerable Johnny Depp

on March 12, 2011 by

Praise the Lord.  I have seen Johnny Depp’s apotheosis and it is named Rango.  It’s like he’s pulled together all of his work since Edward Scissorhands into one masterpiece symphony in the form of an animated feature.  It all makes sense now.  Rango tips its mottled cowboy hat to Ed Wood, to Fear and…

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Post-Spanking Stress Disorder

on March 2, 2011 by

Yet another salacious headline to rope you into reading this.  I’m not really stressed.  I’m thrilled, actually.  The reaction to yesterday’s post was gratifyingly positive, not to mention the cause of a huge surge in hits to this blog.  It’s a new record to beat.  I’ll have to start inventing scandalous encounters with celebs…

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Go Out There and Be Funny

on February 28, 2011 by

by James Killough

Today we have the post-mortem of the Oscars, which is only interesting to the kind of people who still read the newspaper in paper form, and to people like me who are left baffled, and require some sort of grief counseling.  Truth be known, I’ve only ever been completely satisfied with an…

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Shut Up! Fuck Off! You're Lying!

on February 27, 2011 by

And so we continue with the shamelessly extroverted post titles.

It’s Oscar day.  Ho hum for most of us, nauseatingly exciting for those up for awards.  Literally nauseating: I would be puking in a bucket right now if I were nominated.  With the helicopters whirling overhead because the Kodak Theater is less than ten blocks…

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A Man Snogging a Girl’s Breast

on February 26, 2011 by

Killough further ponders search engine optimization, via heroin addiction and a cocktail called Heaven Can Wait.

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by James Killough

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Natalie Portman Carrying Satan's...

on February 23, 2011 by

The title of this is an experiment.  It seems that when I write about hookers and celebrities the hits to this blog spike.  I figured that if I threw the devil in the mix I might attract Mel Gibson’s crowd as well. Yesterday’s backhanded self-help blog, which I tried to masquerade as vitriol flung…

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