by Eric J Baker
I always crack up at Shaun of the Dead when Ed (Nick Frost) tries to kill a zombie by throwing an Electro record at it and Shaun (Simon Pegg) shouts, “Hey! That was the second album I ever bought!” No…
Gil Alan I have followed Jessica Lange when I watched her in "the… —
a few nice outfits, i really like the Chanel oversize hounds tooth,… —
I have a function on my text app that delays for 3… —
How do you know who Illya Kuryakin is? My MOM has a… —
helenbeadleston Thanks, darlin'! And thanks for letting me know about Manhattan. —
Spot on!!! With great wit as usual... —
ferozagr Agreed.... who the fuck would cycle 6 months of orals? Especially… —
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Just your everyday #McLaren sitting around the local car wash.
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