Tag Archive for John Galliano

Branding: The Repurposing of Isabella...

on December 3, 2013 by

The last time I saw Isabella Blow in person was backstage at the 2003 fall/winter Dior haute couture show. I was standing off…

Goddesses, Nymphs and Tramps

on October 5, 2011 by

TUTTLE MODE

by James Tuttle

Gentle reader,

Allow me to apologize in advance.

You see, I’d already had quite a day.  For some reason, I took a hike in the Hills even though I was already dying from leg day at the gym.  Then my spray tan was…

So Sue Me, Seema

on July 16, 2011 by

This will no doubt be the most post-modern ‘meta’ post I’ve ever written.  This is a comment to a comment left on Thursday by Seema Kalia, whose trials and tribulations I commented on in an earlier post.  The Daily Beast has also commented on this combustion of comments with two words: “No…

Every Clown Has a Silly Lining

on July 6, 2011 by

TUTTLE MODE

by James Tuttle

Gentle reader,

It took me a while to get around to finally seeing Bravo’s new show Million Dollar Decorators because the commercials for it were so awful.  It looks like a bunch of douches with dueling egos who don’t even…

Omnia Vincit Phallus

on May 19, 2011 by

Killough follows up his Mark Zuckerberg Has a Small Dick post with more about how tits and ass drive SEO.

Desert Lesbian Realness

on March 7, 2011 by

The best thing about these blogs is I sit here tinkling away at the keyboard some evenings — and you’d think I was high as a kite the way they come out, but I’m not, haven’t even had a drink since New Years — grinning like Liberace rolling on E while he plays the…

Correction: Natalie Portman IS Satan

on March 6, 2011 by

Whaddaya know, it turns out I was prescient about Natalie Portman.  There I am trying to lure readers with silly, lurid post titles like Natalie Portman Carrying Satan’s Child, and the next thing you know, Repube presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is jumping on my bandwagon and attacking her, too.  The difference…

Lady Gaga's All-You-Can-Eat Vag...

on March 5, 2011 by

I have to admit, I briefly joined my nieces, Savannah (7) and Uma (5.5), as a fan of Lady Gaga after Bad Romance was released last year.  I thought it was stompin’ good fun, not to mention that it kept me company whenever I thought about my love life.  But she has lost me…

It's a Shithole, So Keep Digging

on March 4, 2011 by

Look at what I found on the stairwell of my tenement-slash-college dorm this morning:

He’s part of the musician crew from the studio apartment across from mine, the place I described in an…

I, Monster

on March 3, 2011 by

I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face.
— Bruce Springsteen, Dancing in the Dark