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Drama at Royal Ascot

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In what Mies van der Rohe, coiner of the expression “less is more,” would surely decry as an affront to modernism, the…

Hat Tricks

on May 4, 2011 by

TUTTLE MODE

by James Tuttle

Gentle reader,

Have you ever seen the show My Fair Wedding, in which wedding planner David Tutera takes a delusional bride-to-be’s mess of a nuptial and transforms it into an admirable occasion?  I recently watched an episode where he had to deal…

Sir Samuel L. Jackson, Ass Kicker

on April 26, 2011 by

BAKER STREET

by Eric J Baker

Since the posting of last week’s Baker Street column, in which I pointed out that the English are the worst bunch of people on the planet and that William Shakespeare wore clown shoes, I have…

Rock Saved The Queen

on April 18, 2011 by

BAKER STREET

By Eric J Baker

Anyone who has seen a Mel Gibson movie knows that the English are pure evil.

In Braveheart (1995), King Edward the Utter Bastard spends his days raiding Scottish villages and his nights raiding Scottish panties, much to the chagrin of one…

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